Do not inhale helium. Helium reduces and can eliminate oxygen available for breathing. Inhaling helium can result in serious personal injury or death.
Inks used on this balloon conform to government standards that relate to children's toys. Keep dry. Water can cause the inks to bleed.
This balloon may conduct electricity. Do not release outdoors. Do not use near power lines. Misuse may cause personal injury.
Not suitable for children under 36 months due to potential small parts.
All this on a single happy-face balloon from the dollar store. Repeat in French for full effect. Ideally with a chipmunk voice from having inhaled helium. God bless America!
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